So excited for my birthday tomorrow!!!!! 17 BAYBEEEE :D
homework: do me
me: chill out slut
me: acts politely, goes to school, does homework, follows rules
parents: you're fucking out of control
Alien 1: Did the humans get our message?
Alien 2: Yes, but they call it dubstep and dance to it.
So I was watching the Super Bowl Halftime Show...
oodmanout: And when I saw this: I instantly thought of this:
Mumbling the bits of the songs you don't know....
My thoughts while at school.
I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you Damn baby wassup I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you
That awkward moment when everyone has an iphone.
And I’m just sitting there like
mom: hey wanna hear something funny
mom: you know what the difference between you and a calendar is
mom: a calender actually has dates
me: i know